Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that shit tends to stick to your fur?"
"Yes it does" replies the squirrel."Great!" says the bear, and wipes his ass with the squirrel.
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