A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.
A man was walking by and said, "WOW!
! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a Gauddam Fish." The sister said, "Oh, ok."The Sister took the fish back home and said, "Mother Superior,
look at the Gauddam Fish I caught."Shocked, the Mother Superior said, "Sister, you know better than that."The nun said, "That's the species of it --- a Gauddam Fish."So the Mother Superior said, "Well, give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll clean it."While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and MotherSuperior said, "Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sistercaught."Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, "Mother Superior, you shouldn"t talk like that!" Mother Superior said, "But that's the species of it --- a Gauddam Fish." Monsignor said, "Well give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll cook it."That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and hesaid, "Wow, what a nice fish." In reply, the sister said, "Thank-you, I caught the Gauddam Fish."And Mother Superior said, "I cleaned the Gauddam Fish."And Monsignor said, "I cooked the Gauddam Fish."The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked, and said.
.."I LIKE THIS FUCKING PLACE ALREADY!"
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