Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place.
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.The man says "What's the problem officer?"Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80.
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.
]Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.
]Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing yourseat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you like this all the time?
Wife says: "No, only when he's drunk!"
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