Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?
? I'm tired of being just friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away.
The holes in the armpit are just to too cute.
5. This diamond is just way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow!
! It really is 14 inches.
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
?1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
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