Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.
Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at hisbedside. "So tell me Doc, what did you do to me?"The doctor says, "Son, we have some good news and some bad news."
"Yeah, what?" replies the patient."Well the good news is that we were able to save your privateparts."
"Yes, that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"
"We put them under your pillow!"
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