Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.
He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh.
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umm.
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I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh". He's really embarrassed.
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The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian slips like that.
Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to say to my wife, `Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said.
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`You fucking bitch, you wrecked my life!"
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