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A woman's husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:"Widow looking for a new husband. To be considered, you must conform to these three criteria:1 - You can't beat me (as my first husband did).
2 - You can't run around on me (as my first husband did).
3 - You MUST be good in bed (as my first husband wasn't)."A few days later, the doorbell rings. She opens the door and a man without any arms and or legs is sitting in a wheel chair."Can I help you?" she says."I'm here about your ad in the paper."
"Which ad is that?"
"The one looking for a husband."She says, "Uhm, well, there were certain criteria.
.."
"Yes, I know. Obviously, I could never beat you.
.. I have no arms."
"Well, yes, I see that.
.. but there were other criteria."
"And, as you can see, I could never run around on you.
.. I have no legs."
"Well, yes, that's true.
.. but there was one other thing that is very important.
.."
"Ah, yes, well.
.. how do you think I rang the door bell?"
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