State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?"The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.
The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her.
He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"
we have more jokes here... check this out
- What did the egg say to the boiling water?
- An artist asked the gallery owner...
- Cheap widow
- A man moves into a nudist colony...
- What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
- How do you tell two KKK members apart?
- What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
- What would Princess Diana be doing right...
- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
post comment