Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,
from the nightstand buttons beep.
PC all set to download a file,
and send the mail in a little while.
Then gather the news before the dawn,
and all the scores from fans long gone.
The AC is set to cut back on cool;Lights to blink, the burglars to fool.
Alarm clock set on delayed shutoff;CD to play some, then cutoff.
Sleep-maker set on medium tension,
Voice mail set on no-wake suspension.
Burglar alarm on delay activate;Carport lite on, for son who's late.
Mr. Coffee all set to percolate;Dishwasher to run at ten of eight.
Air purifier cleans each hour tonite;Water filter to fill the tank just right.
VCR to tape three good shows,
Something to watch during winter snows.
Motion detectors on, to check what moves;White noise machine set to seaside soothes.
Camcorder is ready to film in a flashBlender's all set, the fruit to mash.
Lord, Bless our all-electric domain;Keep lightning away should it rain.
Let no errant shock reset it all;Watch over the breaker box in the hall.
I'm wide awake now from all this hassle;God bless our multi-megawatt castle. - Author Unknown
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