Cow Priced Like A Car

What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"?

LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. Oneday, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming overto purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:BASIC COW.

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$499.

9Shipping and handling.

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75Extra Stomach.

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25Two Tone Exterior.

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10Produce Storage Compartment.

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50Heavy Duty Straw Chopper.

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60Four Spigot/High Output Drain System.

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20Automatic Fly Swatter.

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50Genuine Cowhide Upholstery.

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90Deluxe Dual Horns.

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25Automatic Fertilizer Attachment.

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404X4 Traction Drive Assembly.

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16Pre-delivery Wash and Comb.

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80______________________________________________FARMER'S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: .

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$2,

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3Additional Dealer Adjustments: .

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00TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including Options).

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$3,

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