3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.
Somebody asked her how that could be possible."Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and hedied before we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on ourwedding day."
"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he justsat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was goingto be."
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