Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So theelephant says, "Help me, help me." But the ant refuses unless theelephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with her.
Replies the elephant, "Anything! Anything!"So, out comes the thorn and up gets the ant and proceeds to enjoyhimself. Meanwhile, in a tree directly above them, a monkey, whowitnessed the whole episode, was in knots of laughter. Consequentlyhe fell out of the tree on top of the elephant.
Says the elephant: "Ouch!"Says the ant, in his own little frenzy: "Suffer BITCH, SUFFER!
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