Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one's wife. Going through the rubble, Victor came across a dismembered arm and called over, "Hey, Stanley, wasn't this Anya's arm? I think this is the wristwatch you gave her."
"I dunno, Victor," said Stanley, and they continued the search.
A little while later, Victor came across a severed leg."Stanley, couldn't this be part of Anya? She had great legs." Stanley shrugged and they walked on.
Finally the energetic Victor came across a woman's head, which he held out at arm's length for his friend's inspection."Nope," said Stanley at last. "Anya was a lot taller."
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