Ten Important Men In Woman\'s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off."Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide."Her Veterinarian; he says, "And how is your little pussy doing today?"Her Gardener; he says, "Do you want me to mulch your bush?"Her Hairdresser; he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"Her Interior Decorator; he says, "You'll like it once it's in."Her Hunter; he goes deep into the bush, shoots several times, and always eats what he shoots.
Her Remodeler; he says, "It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering."Her Milkman; he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"Her Banker; he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
we have more jokes here... check this out
- What did the egg say to the boiling water?
- An artist asked the gallery owner...
- Cheap widow
- A man moves into a nudist colony...
- What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
- How do you tell two KKK members apart?
- What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
- What would Princess Diana be doing right...
- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
post comment