2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
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