Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher asked to see her invitation."I don't have one," she said. "Well then, are you a friend of the groom?" "I should say not," snapped the woman, "I'm the bride's mother!"
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