Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.
Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye. The family attorney came over to her and asked what was wrong. The wife told him, "Remember when we first got married and I told you that I couldn't stand him after about a month into the marriage? I really hated him at the time."
"Yeah, I remember those trying times." replied the attorney."I absolutely positively hated him. I even had bad thoughts of killing him, remember?"
"Yes, I do."
"But you kept telling me to get rid of those thoughts. You said that I would get up to thirty years for such a crime."
"That was a long time ago though. Why are you so sad now?"
"Because.
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I could have been a free woman by now!"
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