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Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midget in bed.
After chasing the rogue away, Sam liberally expressed his dismay to his wayward spouse. "I just don't know what to do with you!" he said, shaking his head.
We've talked about this over and over. We've spent hours with the marriage counselor. I was really starting to believe that I could trust you again."
"I know, I know.
.." acknowledged the wife contritely. "But at least I'm cutting back!"
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