Happy To Have Me Home!
"You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.
I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work."
"What did she do?" someone asked."She was so happy to have me home," he said, "that every time someone came to the door, like the mailman or milkman, she'd shout, 'My husbands home! My husband's home!
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