Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.
The husband picked it up, listened for a moment and then screamed, "Damn it! How should I know? Call the weather bureau!" and hung up."What was that all about?" wife asked."Awww, some idiot wanted to know whether the coast was clear!"
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