Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars."Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed."Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told me that this would be the best night of my life and I'm not going to miss a minute of it."
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