Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face."What's the matter, dear?" asks the woman at the front desk."Well," sniffed the girl, "He told me he'd been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his money!"
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