Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. - Elizabeth AshleyMany a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim BackusNo man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. - Honore de BalzacHoneymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. - Ray BandyMarriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. - BaskinsI feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hall of Fame InductionsLove: a temporary insanity often curable by marriage. - Ambrose BierceThe world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. - Ambrose BierceI recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David BissonetteAh Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. - BorgeIn the blithe days of honeymoon, With Kate's allurements smitten, I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon, And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat, And cross like other wives. O! By my soul my honest Mat, I fear she has nine lives. - James Boswell "Life of Johnson"A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. - BoudelaireFor a male and female to live continuously together is.
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biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. - Robert BriffaultMy mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. - Lenny BruceNever tell. Not if you love your wife.
.. In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya." This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.
' I didn't know what I was gonna do.
.." - Lenny BruceInsurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. - Al BundyNothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! - Al BundyOnce a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. - Al BundyI hate work. That's why I got married. - Peg BundyI just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with. - Peg BundyThe only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong. - Archie BunkerIn matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. - ButlerIf you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. - ChekhovMarriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. ChestertonAn archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha ChristieThe most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge
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