I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live."The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, "There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist."The doctor asks,"You've been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?"The man says, "Better one of them should die than one of us!"
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