Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and he's sitting in the doctor's office in a rented tuxedo with black tie.
The doctor says, "I've done a lot of these, but I've never seen a limo and tuxedo before. What's the story?"To which the fellow responds, "If I'm gonna BE im-potent, I'm gonna LOOK im-potent!"
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