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A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in a white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves.
This happens a second time.
The third time this happens, she says, "Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?"The man replies, "Don't ask me lady. I'm just a painter!"
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