Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!"Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?"Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate."Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm talking about a wank."
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