The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen! " "Yes, sir" the young man answered."Those shoes are really really ugly, right?" hollered the D.
I again "Yes, sir!"
"And that hair- dont they have barbershops where you came from?" "Yes, sir", answered the recruit. "So why didnt you get a haircut?" "I was saving up for shoes, sir!"
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