Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party.
Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
.. just a pair of pants."What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host."A premature ejaculation." said the man - "I just came in my pants!"
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