Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"The man giving the lady an angry look replied "I don't know".
The lady asked again "Which is a boy and which is a girl?". The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know".
The woman then started to scold the man "What kind of a father are you?".
The man replied "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company."
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