The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peel off prize. He pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home!"The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"My brother-in-law replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!"By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we don't have that as a prize!"Once again, my brother in-law says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"The manager grabs the prize ticket and reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
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