Don\\\'t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.
S. Citizens From: I.
R.
S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.
R.
S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1, 1998 your penis will be taxed according to size.
------- The categories are as follows: ------- 10 - 12 inches.
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Luxury Tax $30.
00 8 -10.
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Pole Tax $25.
00 5 -8.
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Privilege Tax $15.
00 4 -5.
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.Nuisance Tax $3.
00Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return. NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! Sincerely, Pecker Checker I.
R.
S
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