Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.
So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse.
On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500.
00 each. On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $200.
00 each.
The brainless man asks why the price differece.
The nurse points to the $200.
00 brains and explains that these are female brains, so they've been used.
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