Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work.
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12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember .
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When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off.
Now get back to work!
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