Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.
She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast."No," the son replies. "I don't wanna go to school!"
"You HAVE to go to school," the mother scolds."No! The kids are mean to me, the teachers don't like me, and the lunches are icky."
"You WILL go to school, young man," the mother warns."Why? Why do I have to go to school today?" the son asks.
The mother is about to lose her patience."Because you're the principal, now get out of bed!"
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