Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.
Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found. Finally he arrives, out of breath and apologetic."I'm sorry," says Socialism, "I was standing in line for sausage."Capitalism says - "What's a line?"And Communism says - "What's a sausage?"
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