The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:-------------------------------------| Cheese Sandwich: $1.
50 || Chicken Sandwich: $2.
50 || Hand Job: $10.
00 |-------------------------------------Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to thebar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondesserving drinks to an eager-looking group of men."Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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