The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up.
The the hooker's gramma came and said "Why are all of you girls lined up?"The girl didn't want her gramma to know what she did for a living so the girl said "We're lined up to buy oranges"The police talked to every girl individually, and when they got to gramma the police said "How do you do it, you're so old?
!?"Gramma says - "It's easy, just peel it down and suck it dry!"
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