Lawyer Jokes

Attack Dog

A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The man explained to the kennel owner that...

 

Lawyer Sky Diving

What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.

 

So cold

It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !

 

Lawyer's Birthday Gift

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!

 

Can't take it with you

Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a pact. When one dies, they agreed, the...

 

Lawyer, police man, doctor

3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have put criminals away and stopped many...

 

Brain Store

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular...

 

How Lawyers Do It

Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it until justice prevails.Lawyers do it as long as you can...

 

Consultation fees

|A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog...

 

Question and answer jokes

|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph...