Marriage Jokes
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank keys to a guy and a very old lady....
- 0
- 1415
- permalink
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone has any reason why these two people should not marry,...
- 0
- 1424
- permalink
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be funny to flick his cigarette at her back as she walked...
- 0
- 1433
- permalink
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons in the trunk with their luggage is a nice touch.Add some...
- 0
- 1352
- permalink
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant "ex-girlfriend" appear at the service, in a wedding gown, claiming the groom-to-be the father of...
- 0
- 1337
- permalink
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who then turns to the next groomsman and asks the same...
- 0
- 1291
- permalink
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing gas. They put them everywhere, under seats, in the glove...
- 0
- 1516
- permalink
A kid's view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's...
- 0
- 1403
- permalink
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer...
- 0
- 1362
- permalink
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"
- 0
- 1335
- permalink