Marriage Jokes
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of...
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How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!
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Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the...
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A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they...
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What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years...
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A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were...
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I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a...
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Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I can explain""Just be quiet," snapped...
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The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It's your decisionThe wife means: The correct...
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University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females...
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