Marriage Jokes

Someone really stinks

|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife...

 

Problems from the start

|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had...

 

Why can't you be like that?

|Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses...

 

I have "great" news for you

|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of...

 

Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions

|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in...

 

Be afraid if you annoy this husband

|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful...

 

Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary

|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is our what?8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate...

 

My daughter is your reward

|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter...

 

May I borrow your dog for a few days?

|It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here...

 

A man is almost about to die

|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All...