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Tough job

A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is there something wrong with this one?""I don't know." replied...

 

The meaning of life

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?""No," he replied, "I've never done...

 

A great new hearing aid

John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, though. But it's top of the...

 

The little sexy housewife was built so well...

The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his...

 

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolouredhair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix ofleather rags....

 

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family aremourning upon...

 

That is ONE!

A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working so hardto build a beautiful ranch house and huge herd to go with it. So he thought...

 

One day the different parts of the body...

One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the...

 

Ru-Ru

Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village and put before the cheif.He says to the firstguy,"As...

 

Poor batman!

A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin andbreak her nose...

 

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