Miscellaneous
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper."...
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A few words of wisdom
"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people." - Ed Bluestone "Have you ever noticed? Anybody...
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Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like...
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"...
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You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for...
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a...
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The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson...
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A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull...
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I haven"t...
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Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's...
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Only in America...
Only in America... Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in...
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