Only in America...
Only in America.
.. Only in America.
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can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
.. Only in America.
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are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
.. Only in America.
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do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke.
.. Only in America.
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do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
.. Only in America.
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do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.
.. Only in America.
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do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
.. Only in America.
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do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
.. Only in America.
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do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".
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