Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake. MONDAY: For sale: R.
D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.
M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap. TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred In R.
D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.
M." WEDNESDAY Notice: R.
D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands corrected as follows: "For sale R.
D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.
M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him." THURSDAY Notice: I, R.
D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit!
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