Miscellaneous

You know you are in a small town...

You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your...

 

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky.Holmes said, "Watson,...

 

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would be to have a companion. So, off she went to the pet shop.She wasn't sure just...

 

Temperatures and What They Mean

Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian cars don't start. 32 Water...

 

The Speed of Time by Age

The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going to Albania - by covered wagon. Most common phrase: "Is...

 

Important thoughts

*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.*You can listen to thunder...

 

Santa

Santa comes once a year - but when he does he fills your stocking!

 

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.

 

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney dialysis machine!

 

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.