Miscellaneous
You know you are in a small town...
You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your...
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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky.Holmes said, "Watson,...
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A widow was feeling rather lonely...
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would be to have a companion. So, off she went to the pet shop.She wasn't sure just...
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Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian cars don't start. 32 Water...
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The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going to Albania - by covered wagon. Most common phrase: "Is...
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Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.*You can listen to thunder...
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
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What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney dialysis machine!
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What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
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