Miscellaneous
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and...
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What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to grandma's house.A wicker box is what...
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What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two Test Tickles
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What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.
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The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton of skim milk.
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An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled down to the essence of truth," the philosopher said,...
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A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and...
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Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.The cowboy...
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Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram. You probably haven't heard most of them. Please try not to...
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