Miscellaneous

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!

 

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.

 

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven...

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:"You swine. How can you have the...

 

There were these three morticians talking about...

There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine. Took me three days...

 

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?

 

What's brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky?A stick.

 

A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues...

A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he enthused to a friend. "Since I acquired it I can hear the...

 

Silence

Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise disturb you?Father: No, My Dear, it wasn't the noise....

 

Voodoo

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.

 

What is your date of birth?

Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.