Miscellaneous
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting." Feeling the heat from the police...
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Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick...
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Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what...
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Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike...
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In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest...
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Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers's Digest. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My 4 year old son came screaming out of the...
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Murphy's Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty. 3. Toys...
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A Woman's Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children this age, this is not funny. For those who have children...
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50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look...
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200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot...
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